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Children's Prayer


Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

school

Teacher : Peter how do you define a kilometre ?
Peter: It's easy sir even an infant could tell it.
Teacher : Then tell me.
Peter : Sir a kilometre is the distance in meters you can travel by carrying a load of a kilogram.

payangaramaana santhaakam

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

jook ellaam eappidi erukku ?